Can you just get bruises from? Watch out a brawl? Because we are pretty sure that Sunday is particularly brutal Yellowstone left us black and blue In other words, “I Want to Be Him” brought the animosity between Lloyd and Walker to two shocking crescendos. (As if one wasn’t enough!) Furthermore, Jamie tearfully sped past what appeared to be the point of no return, and the occupancy of the dormitory became much less clean. What for what? Continue reading…
“YOU SHOULD BE TESTED FOR CHLAMYDIA, YOU F — KING HIPPIE” | When the episode started, Beth told Rip that she wanted him to take her on a mysterious horse ride. Mmkay. From there she worried that John hadn’t answered her calls and rushed to the main house to find Summer in a shirt and … um, not much else. When John went into the kitchen, Beth brandished a knife and Summer, a … well, she swung a quart of milk. (Effectively, I guess when Beth is Super Lactose intolerance.) “Here’s a situation I couldn’t imagine in a month on Sunday,” said John. As was to be expected, Beth greeted her father’s overnight guest very much. “Dad, if you want to hire a hooker,” she yelled, “would I get you a good one, please?” Summer did her best and hissed at Beth, “Hopefully you didn’t pay full price for this boob job.” But of course Beth had to have the last word. “Actually, God gave them to me for free. Seems like he gave me yours too. ”Needless to say, Beth wouldn’t miss breakfast with the woman who insisted John only give a shirt after they’d stayed up too long talking had. “I hope you can find a therapist who can help you,” Summer said in parting. “I hope you die of ass cancer,” clapped Beth back. “And,” Summer concluded, “the cowboy fantasy is officially over.”
Things were just over at Jamie’s ranch slightly less burdened. He not only confronted his father with the arrangement of the blows on the duttons, but did so at gunpoint. (No milk available?) Shoot if you want, said Garrett. It would be murder, of course, but hell, we all know it “won’t be the first one you covered up”. Period: dad. From then on, Dad played mind games with Jamie brilliantly, suggesting that he had given him the strength to have his own place. And next, Garrett would make Christina and her child part of the package. Come on, “you’re gonna tell me you’d miss it” John? asked Garrett. God knows, there was no way Jamie would miss Beth. “I would miss my brother,” argued Jamie. And besides, um, what about right or wrong? “There’s no right or wrong,” Garrett said with a certainty that would have been difficult to argue with. “There is no such thing as fair or moral. These are words men invented to scare and shame other men into taking back what they stole. John Dutton used you, just like he used all of his children … so nobody takes back what he stole. ”So if Jamie was expecting a mea culpa, he was out of luck. Damn right, Garrett tried to kill the duttons. “And I’ll keep trying until I get it right. That’s how much I love you. ” Hearing this, poor broken Jamie hugged Garrett and sobbed through footsteps he could never get rid of.
‘DO YOU WANT TO BE CALLED PERSON?’ | On other developments, Kayce was thrilled with the ranch Monica found for her and Tate when he saw how quickly her son bonded with the hanging stray. But what should you call the dog? It was Dog at the moment, but that wouldn’t be enough in the long run; there is already a dog on it the Walking Dead, At long last. Soon Kayce was distracted by Rainwater’s call to investigate the theft of 18 horses from a ranch on the reservation. When he asked to ask the family who owned the house who should be among them, but – dun-dun-dun! – Avery. Everyone was wondering what happened to her, said Kayce. “Don’t believe in parting,” she replied. “When it’s time to go, I’ll go.” Hello, sparks fly – a fact that it did not unnoticed by Monica, who quipped that if Avery had been a Yellowstone Wrangler, she would have been a “pretty good looking Wrangler.” Pretty good looking Ha, said Tate. “She was a hot tamale.” Later, Monica couldn’t even sleep because she was thinking “about your little slut in the tank,” she told Kayce. So he turned around and proved to her that “you are mine”.
Back at Yellowstone, Lloyd and Carter continued to bond – until the boy asked why the old man was in the barn and not in the dormitory. “No room for outcasts like us in the dormitory,” said Lloyd. Carter wasn’t an outcast, he insisted. He had told Beth that he was sorry. Better do it, said Lloyd. Take your own advice, Carter shot back. “I didn’t apologize,” Lloyd clarified before making the mistake of trudging to the bedroom, where he broke Walker’s guitar and cursed his young rival. “Call the vet!” Of course, Mia left at that crucial moment. “Fk this place,” she said. Pooh. Please don’t let them catch up with Jimmy in Texas! As all hell broke loose, Beth Rip revealed that she wanted her to ride to “the place where you make me your wife. Fresh somewhere. No barn, no swimming hole, or the river. These places are full of a thousand damned memories. ”She looked for a place where nothing had happened until they did. He would take her there tomorrow, he promised … just as Lloyd was being brought to him in handcuffs. Back in the dormitory, good God, there was at least one vet present, but it was Laramie who tore Walker’s blade clean! Are you alright She asked. “It’s just another Monday.” (Kind of hard not to love Walker, isn’t it? He’s the idiot of all idiots, but he’s a fun one.)
‘NUR COWBOY S—T, BABY’ | When informed of the situation, John was angry with Lloyd of all people for breaking the rules. He had made it this far with women in the bedroom. In the morning he wanted them all to be gone. Even teeter? You haven’t done anything, protested Rip. Yes, Everyone of them, said John. (Hey, at least Jennifer Landon might get a role now where she gets more than a few mangled lines a week.) As for Walker and Lloyd, they should fight until they no longer had a fight. Difficult to watch, that was – of course, Rip made Carter a witness to all the noise. “The only painless way to learn this lesson,” said Rip, “is to see it.” And the boys’ fists became very raw. When John finally showed up to check in, Rip said to him, “Walker’s been through for an hour. Lloyd has no end in him. ”So John stepped in to end it so the ranch workers wouldn’t hate Rip. “It’s my job – I’ll do it,” Rip insisted, though it tore him apart to beat Lloyd, the (almost kind of) last man standing. Eventually, Walker and Lloyd agreed that they were done with the argument. Carter had a new idol. “I know what I want to be when I grow up,” he said, looking at John. “Him.” Aren’t we all doing this boy?
Back in Jamie’s office, he met the new Bigwig from Market Equities – to his horror, Beth. He knew right away that she was going to ruin everything he worked for, and she said, “Well, duh.” Meanwhile, in Texas, Jimmy led a lonely life in what looked like a basement. And although the horse he rode couldn’t be broken, he was always put on it. “Well, you don’t drive that well,” remarked his boss, “but you don’t complain about that either.” The boss’s advice? Learn ropes. So Jimmy, suffering from a hard day in the saddle with a barely healed back, tried to do just that. Oh where was Lloyd when Jimmy needed him? And what do you think of “I want to be him”? Can Walker and Lloyd Really Coexist? Is this the last one from Teeter and Laramie? How sorry is Jamie for not shooting Garrett? Post the comments with your thoughts / predictions / fears.